WARNING – approximately 5k and first draft unrevised, don’t want to revise it; too much to do, did re-read it all to Paul, he says its fine. It’s an honest insight to my personality, thoughts and feelings, though not comprehensive. A lot of explicit details which some viewers erm readers may find shocking! *Shrugs* warned you.
Today’s post is a huge insight to me as a person or at least how I view myself, the good and the bad – why do I want to share this? Because I think it will answer a lot of questions for the people interested, also a greater understanding why I have been tardy to start my life as well as my creative projects.
It has been mentioned many times before that my start in life was a bumpy one, growing up with a toxic narcissistic and hedonistic parent that isolated me, overfed me and was Munchausen when I was healthy and neglectful when I wasn’t and who destroyed my social life time and time again.
I will not give too many details about what went on in my life before I finally and permanently got away from her, when I was twenty seven – but I think you should know, I underplayed a lot of the things that happened – a lot! What I have said in the past is enough.
I would say my biggest issue with new people is trust – I have been blackmailed by various people my whole life, that if I sense anyone trying it on with me in the future, even just a little bit, I walk.
Yes, I know other people have emotional baggage too, I understand that and I am loving and caring towards people, but to place their problems on my shoulders then cry about how I don’t care enough, to me is emotional blackmail and I don’t stand for it. I don’t like anyone making demands of me, if I have not invited them into my life willingly.
I am tired of taking on people who never considers my thoughts and feelings but always demands I must consider theirs, I have been self-sacrificing for too long and it saddens me.
It saddens me that people want to do this to me time and again, because all I want is to love someone and be loved unconditionally and to care for someone in my own way and to just have a happy life – I need vibrant people, even if they have baggage, they have to be able to rise above it, sigh, take a deep breath and try their hardest to get on with it without burdening others. This is how I am and I am sure I can’t be the only person out there who can do this?
If you know anything about chakras, you’d understand that my throat chakra is always blocked and I practically live with a sore throat all the time with the amount of stuff I don’t talk about – the amount of stuff I refuse to burden others with.
I have lived with so many energy vampires, I attract them, because of my fake vibrancy (yes I fake it, because I don’t like to zap others) and so I have to become picky about who enters my life in the future.
I am an understanding friend, I will be a pillar of support when you really need me – but ultimately, I am not someone who likes to sit back and wallow. I am the sort of friend who seeks out the funny side of things, often quite inappropriately and childishly, it is the way I cope.
When I talk fast, apologise a lot with lots and lots of insane giggles, you know I am not coping with the energy around me and I am trying to lighten the atmosphere.
I may even become over the top caring, to the extent I do random acts of stupidity like impulse hugging the person who is sad etc. and then I leave the room and cry in embarrassment about how I acted like a moron in there and can I ever look the person in the face again? as they misunderstood my intention as something that was, you know… a bit too intimate?
I haven’t got out much – seriously I haven’t, I have very little social skills and I am very childish.
When I make friends, I am like a child in kindergarten – what do you do for fun? What’s your favourite colour? What’s your favourite food? Do you have any pets? I know it’s not normal adult conversation, but that comes easy for me! These are questions that come to the top of my mind all the while, because these things genuinely interest me about a person!
I do weird new people out, it’s just me…
I like professional conversations or conversations about events that are happening with new people around me, as I can focus on those things and not make a fool of myself, as much.
So, this school is great isn’t it? Love the fete that’s on right now, what stalls have you been at so far? Isn’t Mr whatever lovely with the children? Those conversations make me seem normal.
Some women avoid me because I am quite tall and muscular for a woman. I am 5ft 8 but I used to weight lift a lot when I was younger and so I have a lot of defined features, basically I look like I shot put; which is a massive contrast to both my bone frame (medically petit) and my sweet fairy face, as some people describe me.
Before I got mono and pneumonia which made me really ill with a permanently bad chest back in 2014 ish, I could carry a man that weighed 248llbs across the room with a bit of struggle, now I struggle to lift Henry two inches off the ground, he is twelve years old and 116llbs and 5ft 3.
I am hoping to get healthy to manage to lift 250llbs again, I know it will take a couple of years work, but it’s one of my goals. I have no intention of doing weight lifting professionally nor having very ugly large muscles where I lose my bust, no way, not for me! It’s not ladylike!
But I do know with my muscle mass that it is virtually impossible for my body to weigh less than 180llbs because of the work I did in my youth. One amazing thing about my body, which I love, is how narrow my waist always seems to remain, I am an hourglass shape and I often get comments about how long my legs are too!
I have big feet, which according to grandma means that babies will cannon ball out of me; I didn’t believe her, until the midwife nearly dropped Henry on his way out! Now there’s an image for you!
I love the colour of my eyes, though I find them too squinty, but I am kind of proud of them as it shows I have some throwback genes of my four or five great grandpa’s Vietnamese roots, they are also the rare colour green.
I am self-conscious of my laugh and smile, even though I seem to endlessly giggle – believe me its anxiety, stress and nerves!
I sound like a horse racing commentator when nervous and I often exhaust myself quite quickly when I am stressed out and meeting new people; It takes me a few meets to get comfortable enough to talk freely with a person, but it depends on how nice they are and kind.
I am very body aware and self-conscious because I have certain things about my body I don’t like.
I have lots of small scars for example, in weird places a sort of small birthmark style thing which makes me self-conscious about showing my back, it’s not big, but I know it’s there; which seems to be inherited as my mum and gran had the same thing.
I have pigmentation patches on the tops of my legs and lower abdomen (the abdomen patches has faded completely now) which an ex once said he believed wasn’t a pigment problem, he said it was just dirt – so that helps confidence a lot doesn’t it? I showered daily and he knew it!
I don’t know my own strength a lot of the time, too. Some people think I deliberately hurt them when I hug them, I don’t, I am just a klutz and accident prone. I am a nightmare doing the dishes because I have a problem with my left hand; it’s weaker than my right because of tendon issues and I am known to break wine glasses just by holding them.
My body is unpredictable in that it swells up and goes down in short notice, it’s really weird and significant, I literally wake up fatter or slimmer day to day, I never know what the day is going to be like and often it makes my face swell too! When my body swells it often makes me look nine months pregnant! Which is yikes!
We’re relying on a broken NHS system to figure out what’s wrong with me, but they haven’t managed to diagnose why yet.
I hate the inconsistencies and lately I am paranoid about my hair, because I am developing alopecia in a particular place, which makes me have perfect brushed hair like Sandra bullock, but with a fuzzy top like weird brown exotic grass sitting on my head! Thanks long covid!
As a child and teenager I used to have a lisp and stammer that was quite bad, but not as bad as a friend of mine, that is still friends with me to this day because we bonded over our speech impediments. By the time I was Sixteen my stammer and lisp had completely gone thanks to intense speech therapy – unfortunately in the past two years the stammer is slowly coming back.
I think it’s because I am out of practise of talking, in all seriousness, my therapist did tell me the more I talk the less I will stammer!
My stammer is annoying as it is worse when I am trying to shout or argue with someone, I can’t be taken seriously, because the stammer just makes a mock of me!
I am talented in doing voices, but still the stammer can come and go whenever it likes.
As for my habits, I only drink to socialise at dinners and parties and limit myself to three alcoholic beverages; yes I am the bore who asks for water or fruit juice.
I try to drink three glasses of water per day, a chamomile tea and green tea. I am now only having Pepsi or cherry cola once a week and only one glass, hurray me! Oh and I love cranberry juice and smoothies.
I don’t smoke and never will.
I don’t like to sunbathe, bad for the skin and I am a bit of a vampire really… though I love playing in the water, or when I am at beaches I am a big kid digging trenches, playing with the sand and rock pooling or burying the ones I love… all normal here… I say that about beaches, but only been to a beach twice in my life. I tend to go to the fake beaches that are inland, you know, the lidos and the thingamabobs.
I am a water baby though, love swimming, get me a pool you will struggle to get me out, also love those diving boards!
I am a bit of a germ-phobic too, I clean my laptop etc. whenever anyone I believe is unsanitary has used it and I am reserved about.
I don’t have much to talk about except for recent things, because I have so far had a boring life, its best for me to talk about what’s going on immediately in my life and what I plan for it in the future.
I love cooking for people; I like to feed people, but nice food, healthy foods. It is one of my joys in life, especially if the food it made from scratch by me, like lasagne with all the homemade sauces not canned stuff from a supermarket!
I am easily bored so I am always looking to be doing anything else at any time and I love people who motivate me to do things, like, go for a walk, or anything! I am happy for change; I easily stagnate when I am around people who do nothing.
I am very modest in what I want from life and people, I like praise but I don’t take it well, it kind of embarrasses me to have people be nice to me and that. In fact that’s a weird thing about me, whenever people are super kind and nice to me, I tend to need to leave the room and cry because I am not used to it and I don’t know why I am like that!
I am prone to nervous stomach as well, which is a huge embarrassment! My stomach gets unnecessarily noisy and I can’t control it! Groan grumble groan, groan, like some moany old man and sometimes, depends on the situation or people I am dealing with – now this is excessive anxiety, usually bought on by having medical procedures or dealing with people who I am afraid of, but I visibly shake and my teeth chatter. I can’t hide my emotions very well when I am anxious.
Thankfully, on a general note I tend to be braver than the average person, or so Paul seems to think so!
When people hurt my feelings or are mean to me or shout too much around me and there is a lot of anger in the room, I tend to leave the room and get away from that kind of energy until I think the person has calmed down. I also try not to speak to them if I bump into them again and leave the ball in their court to speak first, so I don’t screw up; because it’s likely I will start with the inappropriate jokes, usually on the person’s behalf and it can blow up again.
I have the habit of saying “no offense” immediately before or after I have insulted someone, because often I have the habit of saying what I think and then thinking oops, but also I am kind enough to arm a person before a supposed insult ensues. I don’t really mean to insult people and don’t go out of my way to. But I have been known to say things like… “No offence, but that was bitchy of you just then” or “No offence, but you are a little behind with the times”.
If a person is an asshole, they’ll know I think that too… just too honest for my own good!
But the thing is… some assholes are actually nice assholes! What I mean is a certain type of dominant that has gusto, poise and finesse can get away with it if they putting down someone nastier, but not a regular asshole who is an asshole for assholes sake!
I don’t want any trouble, but I will give trouble if it comes my way; I am feisty, like I was raised to be! Because my past had a lot of violence and abuse in it, it means that threatening me with violence is a dumb idea, because I’ve been there done that, worn the t-shirt got tough and so what is the big deal huh? You want to hurt me? You’re going to get some pain too! Sorry, but I do not back down to bullies, it took me twenty seven years to build that strength, I am not going to be a victim again!
I’ve played with some nasty people over the years and I know all the dirty tricks and I’ve learned over the years that the people likeliest to try and abuse me are all soft pussys who never experienced it themselves and will curl in a ball shouting mama, no sooner had I slapped them back!
People think because I have had an abusive past that I am a victim for the rest of my life, yes some women get destroyed by it and never find their courage, but I am one of these that the more I was abused the thicker my skin got and let’s put it this way… Paul can vouch for the truth in this, I broke my leg and it hurt a lot! But I didn’t feel I needed the doctor, I didn’t see any protruding bones etc, but I could walk on it and I did for nearly nine months until a doctor accidentally bumped my leg with his chair and I screamed, asked what happened, told them, they sent me for an x-ray and found I was living with a break the whole time! That’s one of the reasons Paul decided to get me away from my family.
That’s how much I’ve had in my life, so much that breaking my leg was nothing to me.
I am not saying this to impress anyone. I am saying it to put a point across, that I am not going to be abused again, not in a way that is detrimental to me.
I like dominant self-assured guys who know what they like, I love and admire that. A guy can dominate a woman without destroying or hurting her. I have a past in the lifestyle, what is the lifestyle you ask? I have been an active part of the BDSM community and there are guys out there who are not abusive, but tender, nurturing and protective of their women. The total opposite to what society thinks the lifestyle is about.
Ironic that my past domestic violent relationship outside of my childhood home was vanilla and was a very religious man to boot – vanilla is what we in the lifestyle call non-BDSM couples!
My mental health and my strength to stand up for myself would never have happened if it weren’t for these wonderful men training me how to overcome it all.
Because I was used to pain, I began to self-harm when I didn’t get regular bouts of pain – weird I know. I self-harm when I am stressed. These guys helped me with that; they toned down the punishment I’d do to myself to a safe sane level under their control.
I can take a lot, so I am pretty fun to play with in the scene. But don’t get the wrong idea, it’s not abuse, because it is something I have agreed on and no one goes beyond another person limits. There are safe words and understandings, everything is talked through, and everyone is respected including the submissive!
But I tell you now, it takes a very special person to get me in the lifestyle, because a couple of my exes were amazing men. I have found it very hard to replace them.
Why am I not with them anymore? The first one I was jealous of their new submissive as they were polyamorous, the second one went to war and came back mentally unstable and felt for my sake, he should let me go.
I didn’t live with them though.
I feel bad for the first one, because jealousy is no longer an issue for me and I am currently in an open relationship with Paul, where he actively seeks other women – however, Paul is the least dominant person I’ve ever met, despite meeting him in a lifestyle community room.
Paul has been pushing me to find someone else for a long time, someone who will bring out the Empress in me, because Paul thinks I am naturally dominant, but I don’t see it personally. He thinks I would have been quite a formidable woman had it not have been for my toxic upbringing.
I don’t think he knows me that well. When I am in love and I respect a man a lot because of their gumption, good manners, and self-certainty and so on, I go weak at the knees and it is Yes Sir all the way! As long as I feel respected and above all cherished like a favourite pet!
Some of you no doubt are disgusted by all of this, but I don’t care. It’s me, like it or not.
All I want from life is someone to respect me, look out for me, protect me, guide me, nurture me, help make me the best that I can be by keeping me on track with my goals, motivate me, love me so much it feels unreal. I want dogs, a herd of goats and guinea pigs, an aquarium, a large garden I can turn into a food forest, some more children and endless amounts of art supplies and a cosy home.
I am forty now, I don’t know how many kids I can have before I dry up! But if I become rich due to a lottery or becoming a bestseller, I think I’d have my eggs stored so I don’t miss out on a new family.
The Italian, Irish and Greek blood in me is so strong; I need to be mama to a large brood! It is something I’ve always wanted, but my relationships have always controlled that. I love family life, but unfortunately things contrived to leave me virtually without one. I only really have Paul and Henry now.
All I want to do is share my ideas with the world, my art, and my stories, perhaps start a new weird sub-culture because of my works and see other people play or be inspired by my ideas! I want to garden, I want to go to dog sport events with my future trained pups and cook good food for good friends. I’d like to go to the occasional country fair and things like that. A simple life really, filled with love and passion for everything.
This post is becoming a bit of a novella I suppose; it is very long right now. But I want you to know me more, I don’t know why I want to do this, I have some kind of instinct it’s a good thing to post out there.
But one thing I have problems with is my chronic embarrassment by how I look and talk, smile and laugh. I don’t want this body, I want a new one. I like being 5ft 8, I like having green eyes, I like having the narrow waist and the legs that go all the way up, but it’s everything in between I hate.
I hate my big nose, I hate my shape of the face, it’s an inverted triangle, how ugly, makes me look like I have huge jowls and I squint too much!
What I hate more than anything is, I can’t shout, because I stammer and because my voice breaks and screeches like Madeline Kahn from History of the world part 1, I can’t sound composed and mature when I need to shout suddenly. If I work up to it by thinking about it before shouting, I can sound a bit, sergeant major like, but a sudden shout will be a screech. So embarrassing!
Anyway not much positive stuff yet I know, but I am getting there.
I know I care very deeply for people who are in my life, whether they are neighbours (except the bad one) or friends or family or mere acquaintances I see often in town. I don’t ever walk away from a person in need, even a stranger, even if I get into trouble for it from my bosses because I left my post to help a woman who was having a heart attack.
I believe the whole world is a family, we’re all cousins and I don’t like it when people disagree I find it so short sighted.
I always thank people who serve me whether it’s protocol or not! I don’t care for protocol if it means we forget our manners!
I am the sort of person who’ll wipe the table down at a café or restaurant before anything else and will tip generously if the service was genuinely friendly and nice and sometimes leave a message for their bosses about how lovely the specific and named worker was.
I can’t walk past homeless people without giving them food or water, unfortunately when I am out with some people they grab me by the arm and move me away from them because they know I am so generous.
I often do the gardening without shoes, which worries Paul a lot.
I have all sorts of weird holistic remedies for people I love, if they need it. Got a stomach ache? I have a crystal for that you should hold. Got a headache? Rub your head with the nearest pebble and throw it away. That sort of thing; I eat flowers too, some are edible.
I garden organically and with nature’s aid, got a pest problem? I will endeavour to encourage pest eaters to the garden!
I like fantasy, sci-fi, dystopian, comedy, animation, non-slash horror, martial art and mafia movies. I am addicted to vampire movies, Pixar movies, DC and Marvel.
I like reading a lot and there are always around ten to fifteen books on my bedside cabinet!
I like doing oracle readings and tarot readings for people who are close to me.
I can’t drive a car or ride a bicycle, never learned.
I am terrified of horses but will go near them as I like them, but I am too scared to get within touching distance.
I am more of a dog person than a cat person. I love cats too, though, but I do tend to get sinus problems around them if I am with them too much, same with pug specific dog hair, but I love all animals so I think its worth the suffering!
I don’t know why it’s just pugs, but there you go.
I have an excellent strong sense of smell, which makes me really sensitive to all kinds of odours and I have a strong gag reflex!
I have quite a prominent mustard allergy unfortunately, it makes my spleen swell! I also have issues with eating soy occasionally.
My biggest food problem (as in the foods I love too much) are cream and dairy anything, lamb, kebabs, southern fried chicken, Indian and Chinese food. I mostly have a Mediterrean mixed Asian diet though.
I have five different personalities that come out from time to time, a masculine me, a kawaii/Lolita loving me, a gothic me, mother of the world me and a jock me.
I do love sports, despite being fat and unfit. I’ve been housebound for eight years!
I love watching sports, but I love doing them too. A major part of my depression has been what I describe as physical boredom. I love to move my body, but I am not motivated when I live with or am around lazy sedentary people.
Unfortunately, although Paul walks everywhere, he loves to be immobile most of the time and me being a water dog, I flow with those around me. So if people are stagnant around me, I stagnate too.
I really do become the energy of the people around me the most.
Before my illness, I loved Tae-bo, netball, Frisbee, swing ball, belly dancing, skipping, rowing machine, power walking, hurdling, swimming, lots of sports. There is a sport in the UK called rounder’s which is like baseball really, I love that at picnics.
On TV I like to watch gymnastics, rugby, wrestling, horse racing, dog sports and other things.
I am a positive person really, I always see the good in most things, and I have a Pollyanna type problem lol.
When people first get to know me I am very open and honest immediately with little or no reservations after the first few meets, but tend to allow others to lead conversations bore I get comfortable with them. It puts some people off, making them think I am trying to put them off, but I am not. I just like to let people know where I stand and set boundaries immediately. I don’t mean to come across defensive with things like “so why did you want to contact me then”?
If they happen to start to talk to me online for an example.
I am over excited when people are nice to me too, as it’s a novelty. Stupid as it sounds. It takes a lot to bite my tongue about things so I don’t sound weird, but often I just want to blurt out to kind people things like this… “omg you are so sweet, I love you for that”, but I hold back with an “oh wow, or that’s nice”.
My music tastes are jazz, rock and easy listening. But I like opera and classical music too and weird modern classical like Nox Arcana, I suppose that’s the best way to describe it? Though saying that, it is dark fantasy or gothic instrumental.
I consider myself in having mostly Jewish ideas, though I am not Jewish. My ancestors were but not me; my parents raised me to be Christian and Jehovah Witness. I don’t hold with their beliefs. I think of myself more of a Noahide/Ben Noach with a lot of spirituality with it, some pagan stuff and Buddhism and I love myth and folklore. But I do believe in just one god, all other gods from pagan beliefs etc I think were just spirits perhaps angels that got misunderstood or whatnot.
I don’t believe Hell is for humans, I don’t believe in being god fearing, because fear comes from the devil, love comes from god.
My personal addictions are perfume, sparkly things (but I don’t like wearing jewellery casually or wearing makeup) formally though make up and jewellery is essential. I have a caffeine problem I am overcoming. I love fleece and faux fur (fake fur) and cotton.
I love cushion forts and can easily get addicted to video games, I have a huge gaming past and I am trying to curb it these days. Doing well with that actually!
I love war games, Rome Total War and real strategy games. I am a master of ancient warfare; I was 5th in the world leader board for the original Rome Total war twenty years ago, for being one of the best generals in the world.
For a woman I have a lot of weird hobbies and knowledge.
I know how to change a fuse and build a wall and change the water in the car, weird things like that.
My experience of being passed around different relatives as a child, meant I experienced lots of different family lives and I learned that the bigger the family the calmer the environment and easier it is to actually feed them all. Sounds counterproductive, but it works! Really less than three children is hard work! More than five kids is easier! I know it sounds nuts, but its quieter, because they keep each other amused and there is less sibling rivalry.
Henry is extremely demanding and hard work as he constantly needs attention as an only child. I warned Paul about this, but he didn’t want to risk me getting sicker by having more children. I can’t force Paul to get me pregnant, so I didn’t have anymore. He knows I resent this, because he hasn’t respected my choice with my body. But the thing is, he does want more children. The other thing is, we are in an open polyamorous relationship, where he is going to be getting another woman pregnant someday and I am sitting there not having another baby. Which is hard to digest!
I have struggled to have any kind of life outside of everything I have said in all the above paragraphs, because I have been controlled by other people all my life and I have put myself aside for them. I am also trying to boost my confidence to get a life, because I am scared.
I don’t know how to react and socialise in a normal acceptable kind of way. I am ugly and so even when I fake confidence, people call me pretentious and all sorts of horrid names.
The amounts of time I have thought about suicide, just so I can have a fresh start.
I have heard I am getting popular, Paul has told me certain people have told him things. Whether its true or not I don’t know, it could just be his attempt to boost my confidence, but if its true – it’s terrifying me the kinds of attention I am getting.
Why are they so interested in me in a nice way?
I am not that talented, I am just weird, nervous, I live in the clouds and I am ugly, I am fat and honestly… if they showed up I’d hide. I’d probably swear out loud, run away and vomit in a corner somewhere because of the attention. I’m a mess. Or sometimes, as I have been known to do this instead when I am a little more brave, is become too friendly if you get me? Almost desperate like.
I am fascinated and confused by the attention Paul claims I am stirring up in some people. You know I don’t get it, but Paul is getting fan mail. Fan mail? Really?
I haven’t done anything yet!
Nothing significant, this blog is nice, but its underworked and certainly not what I call my best work!
So what’s the big deal?
I don’t get it.
I love you for being interested in me, but I don’t get it.
There is a handful of people, not just one or two and I don’t get it.
I think though, I might not get it, even if I am a bestselling author someday.
I think, it’s all dream and nothing has happened yet!
People contact Paul more than me – I invite you to talk to me directly, either on twitter DM or my email at TheTardyCreative@gmail.com Paul is tired of the questions and the cryptic stuff. I am more than happy to talk in depth with you all.
I can’t think about what else to say about me. Other than I am so confused. I have been writing this for nearly two hours now and it is 5k long, so I am posting this as a mini book of insight to my personality. I don’t think it’s full and comprehensive, but it will have to do for now, because my fingers are icy cold and going stiff.
But all I want is love, a few more children, a lot of pets, good food, friends, to be creative and have a lovely forest garden and some health and fitness, is that too much to ask for?
I feel like deleting this and wasting those two hours, but Paul won’t let me.