I’ve played with bigger boys than you
Those who respect a lady true
Big boys don’t use girls like toys
They don’t mope and make a noise
They lift their chin up and keep their pride
They don’t play games and then run and hide
They don’t bully girl who says “no”
Because they are valiant chivalric beaus
Unlike you, who cry and weep
Because you thought this girl was cheap
And she told you to go away
And so this is why you started to play
But her big boys are onto you
They know how to play, they’re not new
So this is what I suggest to you
Leave me alone
Stinky… whew!