Things not to say to a zombie
What a load of old rot!
What’s that smell?
Are you alright?
Do you actually have a brain?
You’re hopping mad!
Bite me!
What should you buy a zombie for Christmas?
Fly spray
Fixatives
Insensitive gifts would be a coffin and a spade
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Love this! Just hilarious!
Thank you, I had fun writing this one!