Things not to say to a zombie
What a load of old rot!
What’s that smell?
Are you alright?
Do you actually have a brain?
You’re hopping mad!
What should you buy a zombie for Christmas?
Insensitive gifts would be a coffin and a spade
2 responses to “What not to say to a zombie & gifts”
Love this! Just hilarious!
Thank you, I had fun writing this one!