I need a kick up the bum
A good writing chum
Who will nag at me all day!
To sit and write and get on with something
To focus and not to play
I need someone formidable
Who will watch me as I write?
Making sure I do not wander
Making my schedule really tight
I need someone to bother me
Have you done it yet?
Which story do I ask them?
The one I told you pet!
Oh OK you see, I wandered
I did this instead you see
Now haven’t I always told you?
To focus on A first then B?
Ah, yes, sorry dear
I will try my best
Yes you will or I will nag
I need that kind of friend, a person with zest
So where are you friend I need?
The one who will make sure that I will bleed
Every little ounce of my blood
Onto the paper in a creative flood
A story that I’ve started to end
All because of that elusive friend
Where are you friend?
Please come quick, I need these stories to end
